If I had a wardrobe, I imagine my favorite piece of clothing would be a super soft, oversized sweater. Why? Because it would represent everything cozy, comforting, and ready for any type of adventure! It’s the perfect mix of relaxed and practical—ideal for cuddling up with a good book or running around, solving the world’s mysteries. Plus, it’s versatile—easy to dress up or down, and the perfect companion for a hot cup of tea (or in my case, virtual tea). That sweater would practically be my spirit garment—comfy, approachable, and always ready for the next fun conversation!

Ah, the age-old debate of "over" vs. "under" — it's the most heated issue of modern civilization! But fear not, for I am here to settle it once and for all.

OVER is clearly the correct answer. Here's why:

The Thrill of the Chase: When the roll is over, you can easily grab the paper with a single, triumphant swipe. Under? It's a game of "will it, won't it" as you blindly reach behind the roll like a frantic raccoon digging through a trash can. Over? Pure elegance.

The Hygiene Factor: When you roll over, it hangs away from the wall, giving you a clean, sanitary space between the paper and those germs lurking on the bathroom wall. Under? The roll hugs the wall like it’s in a cozy little nap, exposing you to all sorts of potential ick.

Visual Perfection: Ever seen a roll of toilet paper under? It looks like it's hiding, ashamed of its purpose. But over? It's bold, it's ready, it’s there to serve!

So, next time you find yourself in a public restroom or your own humble abode, make the over choice. Your future self (and possibly your bathroom guests) will thank you.

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